I have zero personality in cold climates. Ice festival in Harbin, skiing in Niseko, traipsing around in Europe during Winter - been there, done that and could hardly wait to return to the Equator to defrost. My clued up friends suggested layering, while others sworn by Rum or a Brandy. Doubles! I took the approach of layering both Rum and Brandy in my coffee (black) which seemed to work for a while.
On a recent trip to Seoul, where it was freezing and I DID layer sweaters, CrossFit t-shirts and scarves I had the pleasure to get to know our translator, Taedeog a bit better. Taedeog is the bomb and whenever we work a Level 1 Seminar in Seoul he's our man. Anyhoo! Back to my story. The Sunday evening Coach Kim and crew treated us for some spicy Dalkgalbi at a restaurant not too far from CrossFit SAP. Now for the uninitiated, Dalkgalbi is essentially stir-fried diced chicken in a chili pepper paste sauce with sliced cabbage and tteok (rice cake) on a communal hot plate. Perfect comfort food when the weather is downright depressing out there.
While wolfing down generous helpings of Dalkgalbi, Taedeog was giving us an overview on everything from politics to dating in South Korea. Turns out he's quite the artist too with photography exhibitions in the city. You can check out his work here. As I said, awesome guy!
It was also Taedeog who gave me a little gem of a folk tale for my fable collection. This one is about an obtuse amphibian. A green one.
"Long ago, the green frog lived with his widowed mother in a small pond. The green frog never listened to his mother, and when she told him to do something, he always did the opposite. If his mother told him to play in the hills, he went to the river. If she told him to go up, he went down. If she told him left, he went right. If she told him this, he did that.
The mother frog worried about what she would do with her son—he caused her so much distress and embarrassment. “Why can’t he be like other frogs?” she said to herself. “Why can’t he respect his elders and do what he’s told?” She worried about what would happen to him when she was gone. She knew she would have to do something to break his bad habits.
Day after day, week after week, the mother frog scolded the green frog and tried to teach him the proper way to behave, but he continued to ignore her and did just as he wished. The mother frog was growing old, and she worried so much that eventually she became sick. But even then the green frog did not change his ways.
Finally, when the mother frog knew she was going to die, she called her son to her side. She wanted a proper burial on the mountain, and since she knew that the green frog would do the opposite of what she told him, she chose her words carefully. “I don’t have much longer to live,” she said. “When I die, do not to bury me on the mountainside. You must bury me on the bank of the river.”
The green frog looked at her forlornly with his head bowed.
“Promise me,” said the mother frog. “You must promise.”
“I promise,” said the green frog.
Four days later, the mother frog died and the green frog was terribly sad. He blamed himself for her death and he was sorry for all the heartache he had caused her. He knew it was too late to undo all of his past misdeeds, but he could become a good frog for her now. He resolved finally to listen to his mother’s instructions. “I always did the opposite of what she told me when she was alive,” he said to himself, “but now I will do exactly as she told me.”
So, even knowing that it was unwise, the green frog buried his mother by the river. And when it rained, he stood watch, praying to heaven that the water would not rise. But when the monsoon rains came that Summer, the river rose higher and higher—it flowed over its banks and washed his mother’s grave away.
The green frog sat in the pouring rain by the river bank, crying and crying for his mother. And that is why, to this day, the green frogs cry when it rains."
Thank you Taedeog :) / 당신은 Taedeog 감사
